It's been a while since I have posted one, not for lack of grins while reading but simply because I always forget about it. Anyway, here's one I read today!
[...]"What the hell are you doing here?" I said."As it appears, waiting for you.""And Degan just happened to show up right outside my door while you were in here?""I've been waiting for a long time," he said. "We need to talk.""You talk; I'll sleep. Feel free to make up my side of the conversation in case you get bored. I recommend throwing in the occasional 'fuck you' on my behalf, just to keep things true to life." I bent down and, after succeeding in not falling over, began undoing my shoes.[...]
Douglas Hulick - Sworn in Steel